Emergency Fart Kit
Category: Novelty
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Does your partner fart and the next thing you know, you wake up on a new day, realising their gas has rendered you unconscious again? Get this emergency fart kit. It contains a peg so their dangerous fumes can't reach your brain, and a cork to plug the source of the problem.
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