Emergency Toilet Paper
Category: Personal Care
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Have you ever been stranded on the toilet for hours — or even days — because you ran out of toilet paper and no one was around to help? Were you late for work or did you miss a friend's wedding because of poor toilet paper planning? Never relive that terrifying experience again with this emergency toilet paper. Just make sure to buy several rolls in case the emergency is a consequence of eating too much.
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