Crime Scene Toilet Roll
Category: Personal Care
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Warn everyone you've just committed a crime and released hazardous waste with this toilet roll. Simply tell your family and neighbours to evacuate the neighbourhood, wrap your house in the toilet paper, call the Environment Agency, and deeply regret having that really spicy curry last night — despite your partner explicitly telling you not to.
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