In case of emergency, use this book as toilet paper
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Always forget to bring toilet paper when you drop off your passengers? Leave this book in the bathroom for emergencies. It features 40 pages with toilet paper printed on them — cleverly designed to trick your brain into thinking it's not going to hurt when you wipe.
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