How Not to Be a Dick: An Everyday Etiquette Guide
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Do you find yourself calling people a 'twat' even after they've just done something nice for you? Are you always farting on passengers as you get off the bus? If you answered yes to either of these questions, you need to get yourself this book. It offers tips on how to behave in social situations so you can be a more pleasant human being and make more friends.
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