How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
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This book features comic strips that educate cat owners on their feline friend and how to keep them happy in every possible situation by observing their behaviour.
After reading this book, you'll be able to think like a cat and respond to each and every one of their needs to keep them content.
It will also help you identify whether your cat is plotting to kill you or take over the world, so you can prepare for any attacks they might launch.
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