Duck with a Dick
Category: Novelty
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Ever see a duck swimming in a pond and wonder what they are doing below the surface? Well, this is exactly what they are doing — being massive!
The only reason why we humans never see them like this on land is because they don't want to make us jealous. They know their best trait would be too much for us to handle.
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