Grow Your Own Gay Best Friend
Category: Novelty
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Do your straight male friends give you terrible relationship or fashion advice? Do they even listen when you talk? Upgrade to this new gay best friend. Just drop him in water and watch him grow to six times his original size. Once he's fully grown, he'll be there to give you advice on absolutely everything. Who needs real friends anyway?
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