'I've got a tiny willy' Badge
Category: Novelty
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Hate it when people flirt with your girlfriend when you're out and about? Secretly attach this badge to your girlfriend's back and people may think twice about chatting her up — or, maybe they'll be more inclined to strike up a conversation with her. It's up to you whether you take that risk or not!
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