Had a Fall Survival Button
Category: Novelty
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If you know someone who's always falling but refuses to admit they're getting older, they need this emergency button. When pressed, it screams, "You're officially old now!", alerting everyone nearby to their clumsiness so they can come to their aid.
You should also buy them a walking stick to minimise their falls. They'll really appreciate the gesture!
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