Senior Citizens Constipation Kit
Category: Novelty
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Do your grandparents spend hours in the bathroom because they suffer from constipation? Help them move things along with this constipation kit. It includes a TNT candle and petroleum jelly to set their dirty passengers free. Just make sure you are mentally prepared to clean the walls afterwards.
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