Poop Knife
Category: Home & Garden
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Hate it when your partner unblocks the toilet with their bare hands, and then affectionately strokes your face after returning to bed? Stop them from behaving like a chimp with this poop knife. It's specially designed to break up jobbies so they can be flushed.
If they keep doing it, place the knife in the Marmite or Nutella jar and tell them breakfast is ready.
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