Penal-Tea Mug

Do you struggle to get any work done because you're always thinking about playing footie with the lads? Get this mug with a built-in goal so you can practise your penalties during your tea break.

Or even better, get two, gather 21 of your colleagues for an "important" lunch meeting, and force them into a full 11-a-side match. Make sure the score is a draw at the end of extra time so you can skive work by settling the game with penalties.

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