Giant Pencils
Category: Novelty
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Is your kid starting school soon? Prepare them for the classroom with these giant, 34cm pencils. They'll love writing lengthy essays and spending hours creating masterpieces in art class.
The pencils are so big that they'll automatically pass PE when sitting their written exams.
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