Middle Finger in a Box
Category: Novelty
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If you love flipping the bird to your gran on a daily basis but won't be able to anymore — whether because one of you is moving abroad or you simply have too many people to swear at — get her this middle finger in a box. Every time she opens it, she'll think of you and miss you deeply.
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