Grow a Santa Claus
Category: Novelty
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Do you miss Santa Claus sliding down your chimney, leaving presents under the tree, munching the cookies and downing the glass of milk you left for him, flirting with your partner, and climbing back up the chimney?
Get this Grow a Santa Claus that grows to six times its size when left in water. It'll feel like he's with you all year round — and your partner will definitely love having him around.
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