Desktop Daddies: Calvin the Cop
Category: Toys & Games
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Has the week barely started, but you already can't wait for your Friday night trip to the strip club with the girls? Quench your thirst during the workweek with this Desktop Daddy. Watch Calvin the Cop shake his swollen goods as he dances down the pole while you pretend to work. He might even put you in handcuffs if you've been naughty enough.
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