Grow a Poo
Category: Novelty
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Are you jealous of people who can drop gigantic loads while yours are just little nuggets? Make yourself feel better with this poop-shaped toy that grows to six times its original size when placed in water.
Once it's reached it maxmimum size, show it off to friends, family, and strangers on the street. They'll be so proud of you and won't think you're disgusting at all!
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