Grow Your Own Boobs
Category: Novelty
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If you know someone who's obsessed with big boobies and a wandering eye, buy them this pair that slowly grows to six times its original size when submerged in water. They'll have something to look at all day without the risk of a restraining order being served the next time they're let loose in public.
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