Bag of Nothing
Category: Novelty
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Are your kids always misbehaving and never doing what they're told? Is your partner always taking the last biscuit from the biscuit tin? Give them exacly what they deserve on their birthday — this Bag of Nothing. Tell them it would have contained something they really wanted, but their behaviour robbed you of the money you would have spent on it.
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