Pet Rock

Would you love to own a dog, but don't have the space or can't afford the costs associated with owning one? Get yourself this pet rock. It requires almost no maintenance, and you don’t have to pay any vet bills. All you need to do is play with it and give it a bath once in a while.

We also recommend buying another rock to keep the first one company. But make sure to neuter the male so they don't have any babies.