The Little Book of Foreign Swear Words
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If your gran's violence doesn't help her get what she wants when she's abroad, get her this handy little book that teaches her to swear in the local language. She'll be to communicate her anger and frustration to the locals using her favourite swear words instead of resorting to violence and hospitalising people.
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