Inflatable Dueling Dicks
Category: Novelty
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Countless lives are lost in wars over land and resources. To minimise casualties, we suggest issuing these inflatable dicks to soldiers as a replacement for standard weapons of war.
Should a soldier encounter the enemy, both sides would simply inflate their willies, strap them on, and duel until one of them dies of pure embarrassment.
What say you, Prime Minister?
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