Gentleman's Ball Scratcher

If you’re a man, you’ll know that a good scratch of the old balls is comforting — whether you’re watching a movie, scrolling on your mobile, or presenting last month's sales figures to the board.

But what if you're tired of washing your hands every time you give your little man a scratch?

That's where the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher comes in. Featuring a creepy-looking hand on a stick, it allows you to relieve that itch downstairs while keeping your fingers clean. It’s so versatile, it's practically a multi-tool. For example, you can use it:

• As a back scratcher for those hard-to-reach spots.
• To pat a colleague on the back for a job well done.
• To comfort someone who has just lost a loved one.
• To high-five your friends when they’ve done something awesome.
• To stroke your girlfriend’s cheek during a passionate kiss.
• To seal a business deal with a firm handshake.
• To hold vegetables in place while you chop them.
• To throw extra-reach punches in a drunken fight.
• To perform intricate heart surgery on your patients.

These are just a few ways to make use of your new hand. We’re sure you’ll discover many more practical uses for it.

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