Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow

If you need something to cuddle to help you sleep, meet Pierre, a giant penis-shaped body pillow. We assume he’s French from his name, but no one really knows where he's from, because he’s a very mysterious individual. If he is from France, we imagine he'd whisper romantic things in your ear with a sexy French accent as you drift off to sleep.

The advantage of having Pierre over a human boyfriend is that he'll never argue with you, make a mess of your bedroom, or fart in your bed. Plus, he has the cutest eyes you've ever seen. Once you fall in love with Pierre, you’ll never want to go back to a regular human.

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