Holding Hands Socks

Socks have to endure one of the worst odours known to humankind. Smelly feet. Imagine being wrapped around a stinky foot for hours on end without even a second to breathe fresh air. Our hearts and thoughts go out to them.

To help them get through this traumatic experience, a genius philanthropist has genetically modified a pair to give them arms so they can hold hands and support each other until they escape the prison that is a human's shoes.

If you care about the lives of socks, buy these instead of ordinary ones without arms.