Zombie Blood Shower Gel

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When the zombie apocalypse arrives — and it definitely will (we have data, graphs, and pie charts to prove it) — be sure to wash yourself with this zombie blood-scented shower gel. It will make you smell like one of the flesh-eating monsters, protecting you from their attacks so you can escape to relative safety.

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